Thanksgiving Riddles
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: hubble, hubble, hubble.
Q. When did the Pilgrims first say “God bless America?”
A. The first time they heard America sneeze!
Q. What are unhappy cranberries called?
A. Blueberries!
Q. What’s blue and covered with feathers?
A. A turkey holding its breath!
Q. What’s the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The turKEY!
Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!
November 21st, 2007 by admin
Filed under: Thanksgiving |
Filed under: Thanksgiving |
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